Monkey love

Why monkey love bannana.......???






Because if he love u he is must be crazy..........hahahahaha,,,,,,,,

The same between rabbit and squirrel

In a day, a squirel (name's Rel) meet a rabbit (name's Bit)
Re:"Haii Bit, I was wonder that you are my brother?"
Bit:"Of course not, how you can think like that?"
Re:"We have a same nose....Bit..."
Bit:"What?????"
Re:You and me have a flat nose..........

Refress Your Stress & Get Lough

No much to say....just feel free to enjoy this crazy.......

The frog and the trick

The answer is 2.
How it can...
The first jump is when the frog jump in to the river, than he swing to cross the river and at the end the frog di the second jump to up and say Taaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaa just 2 jump to cross the river.........I get youuuuuuuuu........

The frog and the trick

This time the frog and high level of mathematics will refresh you.You maybe need a calculator.
Here the question:
If a frog want to cross a river, depth is 2 m and the frog jump is 7 cm each jump. How many jump the frog needed to cross the river...........?.................................................................................................................................................................




The answer is......okay lets check your skill. Get your answer match with may answer  by klick this.

A girl trick

In a the midnight, there are two girl. The first name's Ana and the other is Mia. They walking from a halte to home, but in the way they followed buy a bad man. They faster their step to avoid that man, but the mas also faster his step. In the branch of way Ana and Mia decided to separate they way. Mia go to the right Luckily, the man doesn't follow her and badly he followed Ana who go to the left.10 minutes away, and Mia has arrive home, but she doesn't see Mia. She is very afraid some thing bad happen to Ana. 10 minutes letter, Ana appear and she come with big smile. Mia:"What's happen to you, what that man do to you, are you okay?";
Ana:"Thanks, I am okay, you will not belief what is happening. I run from that man, but I realize he can run much faster than me, so I stop, and ascend my skirt and bend down". Mia:"What the hell are you doing?". Ana:" Just like I say, you will not belief it. After that, he come to me and descend his jeans, knowing that I run as fast as I can, buy the ascend skirt you know how fast I can run hehehe, he tray to catch me but bay the descend jeans he fall and a leave him away, and now here I am with big smile......". Mia:"You are crazy, but it is a nice trick hahahahaha"  .

Between Man & Woman

What's the different between a naughty man and a naughty woman?

A man has to have money first to get naughty & the girl get naughty first than she get money.....